Where the Vengeful Eat….November Restaurant Round-up

Maltings Cafe, 169 Tower Bridge Road (London Bridge Tube)

Spaghetti with swiss chard, chill and garlic

Verdict: Quick, quality lunch. Menu changes daily, everything under a tenner. Will definitely go back.

Rating: 7/10

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Sophie’s Steakhouse, 29-31 Wellington Road (Covent Garden tube)

Chargrilled sardines on toast, Ribeye with bearnaise and chips, Vanilla and Chocolate Cheescake

Verdict: Sardines were ok, steak was very good – cooked medium-rare as re quested and pretty well proportioned for the price. Chips lacked crunch, and as pointed out elsewhere the bearnaise was actually closer to hollandaise.  Cheesecake was superb. The express menu is decent value and it’s a good location for big parties, but next time I need a table for twelve, we’ll head over the road to Byron.

Rating: 6/10

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Indian Rasoi, Fortis Green (East Finchley tube)

Chicken Tikka, Bhuna Gosht, Tarka Daal, Pilau Rice, Peshwari Naan and Tandoori Roti

Verdict:  The Sunday Times lists Indian Rasoi is as one of the top 200 restaurants in the country. It’s certainly one of the cheaper options on their recently published Food List (Dinner for two was £40 without drinks). The  tikka was superb, while the curries were pretty competent and not Tayyabs/Lahore greasy if that is what you’re after. Good, if not spectacular, option for those in Eastern Funkily and surrounding areas but if you’re more central located head to The Gaylord Restaurant (yes)  on Mortimer Street, even though it’s slightly more expensive.

Rating: 7/10

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Song Que, 134 Kingsland Road (Old Street tube)

Pho with rare steak, Chicken with Lemongrass, Sea bream with mango, Grilled pork with rice vermicelli

Verdict: The Pho was superb and has been much written about elsewhere. Sea bream and grilled pork were also fantastic, we should have ordered both in greater quantities. Chicken was the only letdown, a bit like Vietnamese food by numbers, the equivalent of opting for  a sweet and sour dish in Chinatown. My bad.

Rating: 8/10

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UKAI, 58 Poland Street, Soho (Tottenham Court Road tube)

Sashimi platter, Black Cod, UKAI beef, Green tea pannacotta

Verdict: Sashimi was decent enough. The ubiquitous Black Cod was good, if a touch too well done. UKAI beef was chewy and overdone. Pannacotta was interesting. Fun but ultimately overpriced central London joint.

Rating: 5/10

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Koya, Frith Street (Tottenham Court Rd tube)

Hot Udon in Hot Broth, Fish and Chips (Cod tempura, with fried lotus root)

Verdict: Pretty good value if you order strategically. Perfect winter food.

Rating: 6.5/10

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Divan, 163 Ballards Lane (Finchley Central)

Divan Mixed Grill, Lamb shawarma (doner)

Verdict: Divan has been named as one of the top five kebab shops in Britain, in the The Good Kebab Guide (2010), by Tom Sandham and Ben McFarland. The food didn’t quite live up to expectations. The shawarma wasn”t even close to what I’ve eaten in the Middle East. The mixed grill (including quails) was better, but again didn’t blow me away. Apparently its open til four in the morning, so perhaps it’ll taste better after a night of lashez-vous.

Rating: 6/10

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Mandalay, 444 Edgware Road (Edgware Road tube)

Omelette curry, Chicken with coriander, Prawn in Lemongrass, Lentil Rice, Pilau Rice

Verdict: My first experience of Burmese cuisine. As expected, it tastes somewhere between Chinese, Thai and Indian. Also, the food had a home-cooked vibe if that makes sense. Good value at less than ten pound a head without drinks, and worth a visit if you’re in the area. I will return.

Rating: 6.5/10

Vengeful Sloth presents…..the fifty word food (and film) blog…

Because content nowadays is all about brevity, ye of little attention spans, yes you, can now read my concise thoughts about the many and varied restaurant menus and films consumed by the Vengeful Sloth. The language may well be as unrefined and crude as the eating establishments that I visit, but hopefully this will help us fill space until we get round to making the next movie. Besitos mi pequenitos.

Stony Broke Fridays Edinburgh Preview special@The Miller, London Bridge – July 30th

STONY BROKE FRIDAYS Edinburgh Preview Special @ The Miller, 96 Snowfields Road, SE1 3SS (Tax £5, Doors 7:30pm, show starts 8pm)

BAD NEWS – Stony Broke is no longer in our beloved dungeon at the Cross Kings, as it’s been closed down

GOOD NEWS – We’ve relocated to The Miller pub, near London Bridge Station for July.

VERY BAD NEWS – This is the LAST Stony Broke before the Edinburgh Festival and we won’t be back until October.

VERY GOOD NEWS – We’ve got a VERY special show for you this month, and have brought back some of our favourite acts to preview the best bits of their Edinburgh shows!

Check out this line-up, it merks them other man dem…

*NICK HELM
“Incredibly endearing” (Chortle)
“Very Funny” (Fest)

*HELEN ARNEY
“Charming, witty and warm, with great one-liners” (The List)
“Engaging, twinkly-eyed stage presence” (Chortle)

*MARK RESTUCCIA
“Like Jimmy Carr when he was fresh” – Three Weeks
“The verve and confidence of a seasoned pro” – Chortle

*THAT DOG LOOKS ILL

*THE HARVEY CARTEL
“Well timed, entertaining jewel of a performance” (Fringe Report)

*TOBY BROWN (MC)
“Excellent timing and a strong sense of the audience” (Three Weeks)

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In association with PBH’S FREE FRINGE (http://www.freefringe.org.uk/) – the Winner of the 2009 Edinburgh Comedy Panel Prize (Ex-Perrier Awards), Vengeful Sloth and Gin Riot

The best one yet? Stony Broke Fridays@The Cross Kings – May 28th

From the Winner of the 2009 Edinburgh Comedy Panel Prize (Ex-Perrier Awards)

PBH’S FREE FRINGE (http://www.freefringe.org.uk/) presents…

STONY BROKE FRIDAYS@ The Cross Kings, 126 York Way, N1 0AX (Tax £5, Doors 7:30pm, show starts 8pm)

EIGHT EDINBURGH FRINGE COMEDY ACTS FOR A FIVER!

*PAUL F TAYLOR
“Gleeful and insistent silliness” Three Weeks
“Nicely off-beat lines” – Chortle

Featuring…

*BEN TARGET
“He’s an act where you feel that anything is possible” (I AM JOY comedy)

*JAMES W SMITH
“Interesting performer… one to watch out for.” Monkey Business

*JAY FOREMAN
***** “Keeps a spellbinding hold over his audience” (Oxfringe)

*ROB BECKETT
Outside the Box Comedy New Act of the Year 2010 – Winner
“interestingly random, with a nicely absurd edge” (Chortle.co.uk)

* THE HARVEY CARTEL (formerly WOMBLE FIGHTCLUB)
“Well timed, entertaining jewel of a performance” (Fringe Report)

*THAT DOG LOOKS ILL

and hosted by….

*KIERAN BOYD
‘Upbeat and entertaining…consistently funny…quality stand up’ **** (ThreeWeeks ’09)

http://twitter.com/StonyBrokeFri

Facebook: Stony Broke Fridays

Stony Broke Friday@The Cross Kings, December 18th (Doors 7:30pm, Show 8-11, Tax £5)

From the Winner of the 2009 Edinburgh Comedy Panel Prize (Ex-Perrier Awards)

PBH’S FREE FRINGE (http://www.freefringe.org.uk/) presents…

STONY BROKE FRIDAYS@ The Cross Kings, 126 York Way, N1 0AX (Tax £5, Doors 7:30pm, show starts 8pm)

EIGHT EDINBURGH FRINGE COMEDY ACTS FOR A FIVER!

Compere…

*JAMES ROSS – Host & founder of ‘Better Living Through Comedy’
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=145809908260

Featuring…

*BEN TARGET
“He’s an act where you feel that anything is possible” (I AM JOY comedy)

*CATHERINE SEMARK
“The comic timing is completely and utterly perfect, as are the sensational facial expressions” (ThreeWeeks)

*FLIP THE BIRD

*MATT WHISTLER – World record holder on a self propelled push scooter

*NICOLA BOLSOVER
“a delight” (The Stage); “entertaining”(Chortle)

*PUNCH BOWL

and headlining….

*TOM BELL
“One of the full-on funniest hours I can remember spending… Surreal comedy at its best” (5* review – THE SCOTSMAN)

For further details please email
vengefulsloth@vengefulsloth.com

Movie Reviews

Here’s a link to some reviews by Garreth. I agree with him sometimes (rarely).

http://www.eggmagmovies.blogspot.com/

Latest reviews:

-Where the Wild Things Are

-The Box

-A Serious Man

-2012

-Harry Brown

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